Absurdity Spotlight: Why is our nightlife likened to a “battlefield?”

“I can’t wait for this weekend,” I texted my friend and esteemed brunchsupporter, “Coach” (name withheld for practical reasons), before a visit to my alma mater (Go Blue!) earlier this year. His response, almost instantly, read: “Bodies will be destroyed.” …Wait, what? “Bodies will be destroyed?” Did I miss the memo that we were aboutContinue reading “Absurdity Spotlight: Why is our nightlife likened to a “battlefield?””