The Morning Bun: Quick blurbs with a fresh take on our Yuppie lives that we would probably share over mimosas…if it were not a weekday.
B, bb, baby, bae-by, bbbbbbbb, boo, bae… the list goes on and on. Have you ever noticed your goto vernacular for that special someone? Why does everything begin with “b?” Sure, you can change it up with the “pumpkin muffincake” or the rare “sweet dearest,” but the majority of flirty word drops begin with b. Don’t get me wrong, I think “b” is a fantastic letter. “Billions,” “Brownies,” “Boobie,” and you guessed it “Butt” all begin with this powerful letter. On the other hand, why limit our romantic names to one letter? So many other wonderful letters to choose from, and yes, it may be worth changing it up. I know we have “X” and “O” with their own significance, but 23 other letters deserve some love too.
Side note: The Entourage subplot where we only find out his wife’s name (it’s Melissa) until Season 8 is an inspiration for this blurb.